Just this past week I issued a plea for help. I have two characters in the sequel to Leaning who use funny language. You know, the stuff your Grandma or Grandpa used to say that made you lose your train of thought and think instead, "Whaaat?"
While I encourage you to continue to send me these little gems, I thought it would be fun to include the ones I've been sent already, so here they are!
I'll knock you to a peak and then knock the peak off!
Never let on but it's up you're going.
Patience is a virtue, catch it if you can. Seldom found in women and never found in men.
Do what you say and say what you mean
If you do that long enough your eyes will stick that way forever
Don't pee into the wind
I am easy, but not cheap
Its five o'clock somewhere
Do as I say and not as I do
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer
Freedom is worth fighting for.
If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all!
He's not the sharpest tool in the shed.
He's not the brightest bulb in the light house.
Bless the potatoes and damn the meat. All that's hungry come and eat--and then grandma and mom would give him the stink eye!
If you keep making that face, it will stay that way.
It's colder than a witches tit in a brass bra.
Don't be such a snit!
I'll give you something to cry about ;-),
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me
Be the friend you want.
Grandma Lucile always used to call unattractive people "special spirits". :)
If wishes were horses, the beggars would ride
Thanks everyone, this made my day! Keep them coming!
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